“The Tinkering School”:http://www.tinkeringschool.com/blog/ sounds like the appropriate antidote for over-protective parents. *Every* kid should get to have experiences like this. And yes, it might be risking life and limb, but, you know, life’s tough, wear a helmet.
Author: Michael Alan Dorman
Circuit City would appear to have a thin skin
The story is going around that “Circuit City has called upon all stores to destroy copies of Mad Magazine”:http://consumerist.com/5032518/circuit-city-orders-all-stores-to-destroy-issue-of-mad-magazine-parodying-sucker-city containing a parody strip called “Sucker City”.
Man, that’s not the way to resolve the problem.
Two things I did at the beach
Perhaps I should say, two *unobvious* things I did while we were at the beach.
I played _Super Mario Kart_ on a _Wii_. I suck at _Super Mario Kart_. In fact, I think I just suck at most fast-twitch games, period. They just move too fast for me. In _SMK_ this manifested as a tendency to run into walls and off the road. Oh, well. Just as in college, where I would happily drink beer and watch Patrick and Joe play _Sonic the Hedgehog_, I was perfectly content to watch and enjoy.
I also played _Rock Band_. I suck at _Rock Band_, too. Interestingly, I suck at _Rock Band_ because I’m unable to disengage from the music and play it as a game. I know too much about how to play, I end up far too attuned to trying to figure out the actual music, and thus lose sight of the real task, pressing buttons in time with lights on screen.
In fact, on the couple of songs that I had never heard, I was able to do OK. On the songs I was familiar with, I could do decent once I had the patterns of the song down. On songs I am intimately familiar with–those that I actually play myself–I was a disaster.
Ah, the beach
Three days of sun, surf and siblings and their children.
I’m not without a desire to be home, but it’s fun nonetheless.
Comments should be working
Thanks for the heads-up, Chet.
Howard Chaykin’s American Flagg
So, four years after the initial announcement, the first collection of Howard Chaykin’s “American Flagg”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Flagg is out.
The first of Chaykin’s work I ever read may have been the original Star Wars adaptation he did for Marvel. 30 years later it’s hard to be sure, but I can actually remember, for instance, issues in the later series credited to Carmine Infantino.
After that, the next thing I would have seen, strictly speaking, was “Heavy Metal”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_%28movie%29, for which he did some design work, but I’m not sure that counts.
No, the next thing I remember is the collection of his _The Shadow_ mini-series, which was beautiful and twisted. I bought that, _The Watchmen_ and the last two issues of _The Dark Knight Returns_ pretty much right off the plane when we moved back from Germany.
In the end, his work on _American Flagg_ wasn’t available to me because we were in Germany when it originally came out, and there were no specialty retailers, just the tiny book store on-base, and by the time I had heard of it, it was over, and I was out of comics anyway. When I got back in my third year in college, it just wasn’t available.
All of which is a long-winded way of saying, “When I saw the collection, I picked it up.”
Maybe it would fare better if I had some nostalgia for it in play, but I have to say that it has not aged well. The layouts are a much less polished than I’m used to with his work–I’m used to his visual storytelling being superlative, but this is really hit or miss. The pacing of the story is absurdly compressed–there’s so much crammed into each page it feels like too much exposition. And, finally, the comedy in the names and situations feels a little too broad.
In the end, it’s not that I think it’s _bad_, it’s just that, like all too many pioneering works, the people who came later did it better. And one of those was Chaykin himself.
Sent off my application…
…and there’s no reason for me to believe that, after some short amount of time for processing, I won’t be able to stick “RYT”:http://yogaalliance.com/ after my name.
Amusingly–perhaps amazingly, considering the industry I work in and its obsession with credentials–the only other such thing I’ve ever done is my college degree.
Our new yoga room!
So, nearly a year ago, I moved out of my office above the garage–our “bonus room”–and took over the bedroom that had previously been Anne’s office. This fairly torturous process happenned because we were going to make the room over the garage a dedicated yoga space.
Well, after much foot-dragging and slow-moving, it’s done. Thanks to my parents, who (in April) got us over the initial hump of doing *something*–specifically, taking down the hideous wallpaper.
Thanks to our friends Deb and Toby, who helped us scrape a substantial portion of the hideous, ghastly, wretched textured wallpaper that had been put on the ceiling. When we realized that it was wallpaper, Anne and I both agreed, “It’s got to go.”
And finally, thanks to Al and Enrique, who we finally hired to finish the job. They worked tirelessly (but quickly) and transformed it from the modest-at-best space that you can kind of discern in the first picture into the beautiful, peaceful space that it is now.
Well, that was a bit of a kick in the gut
I saw _The Dark Knight_. It was well-written, generally well-directed, fairly well-acted (except for Heath Ledger, who was amazing), and I have no immediate desire to see it again.
Let me back up a bit: I liked _Batman Begins_ a lot. A *lot*. It was one of the finest super-hero movies ever. I think X2 may have been a *little* better, but I have more affection for the characters. Factor that out, it’s a dead heat.
I don’t mean to be pejorative when I call _Batman Begins_ a super-hero movie. I like super-hero movies. I wait for good ones to come out all the time.
But I contend that, deep down, _The Dark Knight_ is not a super-hero movie–the level of nihilism it displays on all sides far surpasses even its spiritual source material, _The Dark Knight Returns_. The relentlessness with which the Joker drives forward the story is entirely in line with the implacable onslaught of the creature in _Alien_. Like the creature there is no respite from the Joker.
Like _Alien_, when we’re not being asked to imagine the horrors that the creature visits on the crew of the *Nostromo*–and the movies are similar in that most of the real gore is implied, or happens very, very quickly rather than being lingered over and sensationalized–we’re asked to be fascinated with the creature itself; this is the thing that drives Christopher Nolan to show us the Joker lurching out of the hospital in a nurse’s uniform, the same way Ridley Scott would show us the creature unfolding and unpacking itself from some improbable space, moving with an inhuman quality.
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a well-made movie. It affected me viscerally. But I don’t find its horror-movie-in-super-hero-clothing to be something I feel the need to repeat any time soon.
Considering Warren Ellis’ “The Guts Of Dr Horrible”
I don’t know why I’m surprised when Warren Ellis drags out his critical skills. I suppose it’s because his default mode is so often dismissive.
Still, while we do get the admission that “Musical comedy makes [his] balls itch”, he’s more than willing “to take on”:http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=6206 “Dr. Horrible”:http://drhorrible.com/ on its own terms and makes an interesting point about how hubris often derails inexperienced creators: Everyone wants to write some epic-length piece with tons of Deeper Meaning, and forgets that–to take a recent successful example–the first _Harry Potter_ book was short and self-contained.
So “release early, release often”:http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar/cathedral-bazaar/ar01s04.html can also be a mantra for creators of content, not just software.
In cleaning up various loose odds and ends–
You know: finding the images that need to be re-installed in the blog posts, removing ancient copies of the blog from its days running under Blosxom, so forth and so on–I ran across a .wmv of the song “Shake Your Blood” by Probot.
And I thought to myself, “Why am I keeping around a copy of this video–I know it must be up on YouTube.” And then I looked at the date, and realized that I had had it since before YouTube existed.
Archives imported, links corrected…
At least, the links for articles on the site. There are still a bunch of image links that I probably need to go back and fix up.
So far I’m kinda liking Movable Type, though I still need to figure out how to setup fastcgi support for it–you don’t notice it when you’re just browsing the site (since it’s published to static HTML) but using regular-old CGI for the interface can be a leetle bit poky.
I am hoping someone could explain to me what the real difference is between “categories”, “tags”, and “keywords”. Seems kinda redundant.
Oh, and the damned rich text editor causes epiphany to go into search mode whenever I type an apostrophe. Oh, well.
My archives will move over in time
I’m feeling lazy, so I probably won’t move all of my deathly-important archives over until this weekend at the earliest. Just so you know.
Moving over to Movable Type
After years of running my own blogging software, I think I am finally done with that whole business. Too much work, too few features, etc., etc. I’ve installed the Movable Type Open Source package in Debian, and whatever its flaws, it’s going to be more featureful and useful than the various packages I’ve used over the years.
So, Chet, how about you?
Presumably designed for Webb Wilder
Yes, I know that Chet is the only one likely to get the joke. “Still”:http://www.thealternativeguitarandamplifiercompany.com/DooDadSpecs.htm.
I was never a Buffy guy.
The movie amused me, especially Paul Reuben’s death scene, but there’s something about the TV show that never grabbed me. And although I liked _Serenity_ I haven’t yet actually gotten around to watching _Firefly_.
I am a very, very bad consumer.
Furthermore, I was not entirely pleased with the end of Joss’ run on _The Astonishing X-Men_. I want my superhero comics to be brainless, loud and immature, not glorious, beautiful and heart-rending. Besides, what is it with killing off the female characters? Someone should look into this.
Nonetheless, I find myself awaiting July 15th, and the arrival of “_Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog_”:http://drhorrible.com/index.html.
Err, it’s been done…
The Weinstein Co. is developing a bunch of stage projects. Including “a stage incarnation of Pink Floyd’s album _The Wall_”:http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=3&id=56491.
I hate to break it to them, but it’s been done. It was, in fact, the tour for the album.
A funny thing I read in comic books today
From _The Incredible Hercules_ #118:
bq.. Snowbird: A fine pup. What’s his name?
Cho: Kirby. Short for Kerberos.
Snowbird. Ah. The three headed guard dog of Hades.
Cho: And the network authentication protocol.
Ah, geekdom.
Two funny things I saw in the car today…
1. One police car had rear-ended another police car.
2. What I thought might be a badger, but, upon looking at some pictures, was obviously too thin to be one. Anyway, crossing the road, whatever it was.
Law and sausages
Supposedly–though you can find cites on the ‘net, well, it’s the ‘net–Otto Von Bismark said, “Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”
I got to see a little bit of the lawmaking process firsthand, and I will agree with him that laws are like sausages, but I would suggest that, as a smart, ethical consumer, you should be very aware of how both of them are being made.
So, some background. For hundreds, probably thousands of years, people drank milk out of cows. There was no refrigeration, and it’s very perishable, so the milk never travelled far. It was nourishing. Occasionally people got sick from it, perhaps even dying, but probably not many, because it was easy to see when the animal was sick, and you wouldn’t drink milk from a sick cow.
About a centry ago, as our society began its move away from a largely agrarian populace, milk producers started to find it necessary to transport large quantities of milk relatively long distances to get it to consumers in larger, more metropolitan areas. People started to get sick because standards for hygiene and such were not up to the task of handling such large quantities of such a perishable product. Someone had noted that pastuerizing milk tended to kill most–though not all–of the dangerous critters, so many places enacted laws that required that all milk for commercial sale be pasteurized. Some places left loopholes or varying sizes that generally took the form of a very direct producer-to-consumer relationship–either so-called “cow-shares” programs, or allowing the sale only at the farm where it was produced.
North Carolina used to have a “cow-shares” program, but someone slipped language that stripped that protection away in an unrelated spending bill several years ago.
There remained one loophole–milk sold for pet consumption. Many animals find cow milk nourishing, and it can be used for weaning animals–say if you run a goat dairy–or in some cases it is simply for pets–say, for people who don’t want to accidentally feed their cat melamine.
Well someone–presumably related whoever decided that the “cow-shares” program had to go–decided that this represented a loophole: people could buy the milk pretending it’s for their pets and drink it themselves! The nerve!
So a regulation was passed at the Department of Agriculture decreeing that all such “pet milk” must be dyed a charcoal color, because presumably the animals wouldn’t care but humans would be so put off that the state would finally have succeeded in truly forbidding people from consuming raw milk.
I think you can probably guess what side of the argument I’m on.
A bill was introduced in the legislature to disapprove that regulation. I went to a hearing of the legislature’s Agriculture Committee this morning to show my support. Though the bill was recommended by the committee, it still needs to go to the Health Committee and then, hopefully, be voted on on the floor before the legislature goes into recess–or the regulation goes into effect.
The disenheartening thing was what I have a hard time not characterizing as duplicity on the part of those supporting the regulation.
The CDC reports that between 1993 and 2006–a period of 13 years–there were roughly 2000 people in, if I remember correctly, 89 incidents, made ill by outbreaks of food-borne pathogens transmitted by unpasteurized milk or milk products. In a population of between 250 and 300 million in this country, this is .008% of the population. 100 of those people were hospitalized. There were no deaths. The number of outbreaks from 1972 to 1992 were 46.
Now one of the pathogens that can be present in unpastuerized milk is _Listeria monocytogenes_, which cause in miscarriage or stillbirths. One case was presented where a cheese made of unpasteurized milk caused the miscarriage or stillbirth of 9 women.
In 2002, an outbreak of Listeriosis caused “seven deaths and three stillbirths”:http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5142a3.htm. The culprit? Chicken.
It is for reasons like this that it seems absured that the response to all this is to *forbid* any sale of unpasteurized milk for human consumption, and to place stringent demands on producers in an effort to make it so unpalatable that people won’t consider doing anything to get it through the back door. It was characterized by one presenter–an MD–as a medical, scientific necessity.
On the other hand, salmonella infected spinach, or tomatoes–more than 160 people sickened since April of this year, 43 hospitalizations, with at least one death that may have been hastened by the disease–aren’t subject to such stringent measures. In those much more far-reaching incidents, the producers at fault are found and dealt with while everyone else is free to sell.
This makes absolutely no sense to me. No fucking sense at all.
I hate conspiracy theories, but good lord, when there’s this sort of willful blindness, when the decision is made to take such extreme hard-line measures in the face of risks that are not only objectively small, but smaller than that borne by eating many foods that are merely regulated, it’s hard not to wonder what the hell is up?
Why writing a technical book has no appeal for me
Baron Schwartz has “a long discussion of the genesis of _High Performance MySQL_ 2nd Ed”:http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2008/06/15/what-is-it-like-to-write-a-technical-book/ that goes into some detail about what’s involved in producing such a book.
There’s a reason Free Software often has dodgy or incomplete documentation–documentation is hard!
Thirteen
No, not Friday, the song by Big Star. I hadn’t heard it in a long time, and it just showed up on the big shuffle.
Oh, and while watching some footage of the Sex Pistols, I realized that my Father-in-law has an eerie resemblance to Johnny Rotten. And no, I’m not making this up–Anne agreed.
So riddle me this…
if, as an expert being consulted on “Talk of the Nation”:http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=5 just suggested, it is impossible to abridge Habeas Corpus through any act committed overseas–since the Constitution only applies in US territory–is it then also impossible to commit treason when outside the US?
Obviously I think it’s ridiculous to say we, as citizens and/or part of our contituted government, can pretend Habeas Corpus doesn’t exist when it’s convenient. But it seems to me that the two issues are directly analagous, and if you admit to one, you must admit to the other.
I don’t think I mentioned before
While we were in New York in January, we went to see a production of _The 39 Steps_ on Broadway.
It was a tour-de-force of clever stage technique, and quite funny in a sly, clever way–all the more so because it is exactly the same story as the Hitchcock film of the same name, but with everything slanted just enough to make you laugh.
I just thought of that because on the link in the Sandman story just now, there was a pointer to “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen:_Black_Dossier which incorporates elements of the same story.
I liked _Black Dossier_ much less than I did the other _League_ material. Just, you know, for what it’s worth.
I look forward to November
The fourth, and final, volume of the “Absolute Sandman”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Comics_Absolute_Edition is released. I will take a few days and move slowly through the whole series, front to back.
I really don’t expect it to be easy–not because I expect it won’t hold up, but rather the opposite; every time I go back and re-read, it pulls me in deeper.
Eventually I will write a blog post
Wherein I will describe how to set up a cyrus-imapd cluster in fairly straightforward, and mostly reliable terms. It will probably include lots of invective concerning cyrus-sasl (the scourge of my existence) and openldap (which is like a little kid that tends to get the pointy scissors and stab you over and over with a gleeful smile on its face).
For the moment, I will just note that I have moved email for a couple of my secondary addresses to our little cluster. That represents a certain optimism on my part.
I bought a 1GB iPod shuffle a few weeks ago
I wanted it for walking around, where the 80GB Classic I’ve got is just too clunky and insufficiently solid-state.
There was the requisite monkeying with LInux and its somewhat fractious relationship with iPods, and then I started putting stuff on it.
I’ve been so used to dealing with my music collection in its entirety, or at least in very, very large chunks–I started ripping things en mass in mid-’99–that it was sort of interesting to realize that I could get maybe 150 songs on the thing. I had to really think about what I wanted on there.
Some of it is obvious, at least to me: some Stevie Wonder, some Steely Dan, some Queens of the Stone Age, some post-Rattle-and-Hum U2 and all sorts of other eclecticism that has fascinated me for a long time.
Some of it was less obvious–for insance, I’ve been listening to Massive Attack’s “Teardrop” a lot of late. I got there in a way both obvious and circuitous.
I watch _House_ (I want to add, “of course”, but, of course, there is no “of course” about it), and at one point in the season finale I heard a cover of a song that I recognized but simply could not place.
The internets know everything, though, so in short order I was able to find out that it was a cover of the aforementioned Massive Attack song. I was then somewhat embarassed to read that the original version–which I own, and, obviously, find fairly recognizable, is the theme for the show.
Oh, well.
And then there are the desert island tracks. King Crimson’s “Discipline”, Led Zeppelin’s “Bron Yr Aur”, a few other things that I think I could listen to every day for the rest of my life in tight rotation and never get tired of.
And then there’s Jeff Buckley’s “Vancouver”. Everyone goes gaga over “Hallelujah”, but there is an echo of pain in “Vancouver” that punches me in the gut each and every time.
I’m bad about noting the anniversaries of deaths–I had to look up his on Wikipedia–so I’m a few days late in noting that it’s been 11 years since Jeff Buckley died, and not a week goes by that I don’t wonder what he would have accomplished.
And just to illustrate the self-referential nature of my musical tastes, the vocals for “Teardrop” were recorded shortly after Elizabeth Fraser (the vocalist on the track, and a friend of Buckley’s), got word of his death.
So I’ve always obsessed about my music’s tagging…
Which is why I’ve pretty much only ever used stuff I’ve ripped myself. I don’t even like the way Nine Inch Nails has tagged their own stuff with the last couple of releases.
Thus I was amused to find out about a form that “last.fm”:http://last.fm/ have “to show you some of the wild-ass stuff that people’s mp3s have tagged in them”:http://playground.last.fm/aliases.
“Via”:http://kernelslacker.livejournal.com/124701.html
Does the world truly need another?
You know, I like the novel “Dune”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_%28novel%29, and I even have some affection for the “1984 film version”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_%28film%29, as horrifyingly flawed as it was, and thought the “Sci-FI Channel miniseries”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Herbert%27s_Dune was decent (the sequels covering _Dune Messiah_ and _Children of Dune_ were better, IMHO).
But fook, those are all arguments *against* the world needing “another film version of the novel”:http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=3&id=55493.
Wha?
“Moog Music is making a guitar”:http://moogmusic.com/moogguitar/?section=product&product_id=21129. As you might expect, it’s all sorts of bizarre.