Old parody…

I was on BIX for a year or two in ’90/’91, but somehow never came across “this gem”:http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q1/jpreviews.html.

They found Saddam’s buried stores of mustard gas near an airport…

…strangely, though, it was an airport “near Fayetteville, NC”:http://www.fayettevillenc.com/story.php?Template=region&Story=5806186, rather than, say, Baghdad.

OK, my lead’s a little deceptive, I admit, but when I heard this story on NPR this morning, I swear when I heard “Stores of mustard gas have been believed to be found buried near an airport…” my brain went ahead and filled in “…near Baghdad”. I was rather suprised to find that, in fact, they were just a couple of hours up the interestate.