The aftermath of having a vasectomy is like the moment 20 seconds after you’ve been kicked in the crotch–the point where the really serious nausea-inducing pain has passed and it’s starting to fade into a dull ache–except it goes on for hours and hours.
At least, that’s what I think it’s like–I have to admit it’s been a long time since I’ve gotten kicked in the crotch.
