So Wonkette’s looking for an intern

“Read about it here.”:

But, of course, I don’t live in DC at the moment, and I’m not in a

position to work for free.

But I am in a position to compose haikus about Al Gore. How long do

you think I can draw this sick joke out?

Published by

Michael Alan Dorman

Yogi, brigand, programmer, thief, musician, Republican, cook. I leave it to you figure out which ones are accurate.