At least in the hard liquor world, my alcohol of choice–gin–is a mere 353 years old. Amusingly, a google search for franciscus la boie gin will find, among other things an annotation from Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow (look under "oude genever").

I know I don't drink as much of it as Russians do vodka, which celebrates its 500th anniversary

b5. From Jerry, the source of all strange things