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Continued hilarity in Transformers reviews…

<p> <a href="http://www.tor.com/blogs/2011/07/driving-your-brain-off-a-cliff-transformers-dark-of-the-moon">This one</a> from Tor.com:</p> <p> On it&#39;s 3D-ness:</p> <blockquote> <p>Weirdly, because it&#39;s exactly the same as a normal Michael Bay movie, the 3D camerawork seems almost understated, because there&#39;s none of the usual “wooooooo, look at the threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeee” foolishness. It actually makes his visual compositions a little more legible; being able to see what&#39;s going on in a Michael Bay action scene is a novel experience, even if what you&#39;re seeing confirms your prior thesis that what&#39;s going on is giant robots beating the crap out of each other.</p>
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Michael Alan Dorman

The funniest line out of a movie review I've read in a while…

<p> From <a href="http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/06/28/transformers-dark-of-the-moon-review/">a review</a> of <em>Transformers: Whatever the Subtitle Is</em> on <a href="http://www.bleedingcool.com/">Bleeding Cool</a></p> <blockquote> <p>The main action of the film revolves around the good guys slowly coming to understand the monstrous improbability of the villains&#39; plan while Bay smashes all his action figures together and makes the smaller ones say annoying Jar Jar Binks stuff.</p> </blockquote> <p> Heh.</p>
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Michael Alan Dorman