In a way it's appropriate…
<p>
Most of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.P._Lovecraft">H.P.
Lovecraft's</a> best works with something that is maybe a little odd,
becomes decidedly strange, and then slowly descends into madness.</p>
<p>
That pretty much described my reaction to seeing that 1) there was a
film supposed to be released this year called <em>Cthulu</em>, based on
Lovecraft's "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" (though the screenwriter seems
to be suggesting
<a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23128">in this
interview</a> that gay people are more aware of the horrors of small-town
life than us straights, which seems somewhat myopic), 2) it had Tori
Spelling in it.</p>
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Michael Alan Dorman