or maybe you were lucky and sustained a blunt-force trauma to the head that swallowed that memory.

For those of you who remember it, though, you can catch an absurdist stage production, and, if you're lucky, you could play Keanu's part because the lead is selected from the audience each night, to:

read their entire script off of cue-cards. This method manages to capture the rawness of a Keanu Reeves performance, even from those who generally think themselves incapable of acting.

Oh, yeah.