So, I had earlier commented on the premiere of Ben & Jerry's Black & Tan Ice Cream with some shock.
Though I was uncertain of the palatability of a stout-based ice cream, I am mildly disappointed to report that there is, in fact, no beer in this ice cream at all. Cream stout is apparently just a bit of clever marketing to refer to the most horrifyingly rich–mind you, not a bad thing–sweet cream ice cream they've ever done.
So: good ice cream, no beer. I shouldn't be sad, but I kind of am.