Like the release of a new version of Windows, or a movie that’s undergoing Yet Another Rewrite, “the end of the world has been pushed back 5 months”:http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/23/doomsday-leader-flabbergasted-that-the-end-didnt-arrive/?hpt=C2 to October 21st. At least I’ll make it to another prime.
(Truly, I feel sorry for these people. Who could pine for the end of the world? What does it even help to know when it might come?)