If you’re creating the position of Poet Laureate

“of _course_ the law has to be written in verse!”:http://blogs.walkerart.org/offcenter/?p=631

I applaud the state of Minnesota.

“Via”:http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2007/02/extremely-short-legal-entry.html

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Michael Alan Dorman

Yogi, brigand, programmer, thief, musician, Republican, cook. I leave it to you figure out which ones are accurate.