I’ve been to hell. I spell it…I spell it DMV.

bq. I’ve been to hell. I spell it…I spell it DMV.
Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what I mean.
Stood there and I’ve waited, and choked back the urge to scream.
And if I had my druthers, I’d screw a chimpanzee.

Well, OK, really, it wasn’t that bad. I got my license renewed in about 20 minutes from start to finish.

Really, the only bad bit was the realization that the next time I get my license renewed I’ll be *40*.

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Michael Alan Dorman

Yogi, brigand, programmer, thief, musician, Republican, cook. I leave it to you figure out which ones are accurate.