No Cadbury Eggs for me, thanks.

I don’t actually care for them that much anyway, but _Curly Wurly_ bars are another thing. Anyway, I refuse to support a corporation that is so fucking stupid as to “try to trademark the color purple”:

No, this is apparently not a joke.

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Michael Alan Dorman

Yogi, brigand, programmer, thief, musician, Republican, cook. I leave it to you figure out which ones are accurate.